CARRIER’S ADDRESS,
TO THE
PATRONS
OF THE
JOURNAL AND ADVERTISER,
JANUARY 1, 1841
As truly as the year rolls round,
The News-Boy at your door is found,
With muddy feet and frosted nose,
Exposed to every wind that blows,
Making his best---though awkward bow-
Exactly as you see me now.
'Tis usual in these annual rhymes,
To give some sketches of the times,
Animadverting as we may
Upon the business of the day,
And striving with best skill to mix
Our sentiments with politics.
We prize the privilege to be
Once, in a twelvemonth, fully free;
And, by your leave, we now will cast
A hasty glance upon the past;-
And as the Journal Editor
With Loco Focos is at war
The Printer's Devil his hand now tries
To act his part without disguise.--
One year ago we had some fears
Of clouds o'ershadowing future years;
For then the public mind was sunk
In Jacksonism, completely drunk,
And Jackson's little minded sage,
"Strutted his hour upon the stage."
Our SHIP of STATE, with every sail
Out-spread, was driv'n before the gale,
Falling to leeward every minute
As if Destruction's imps were in it;.
And midst reiterated shocks,
Must have been dashed upon the rocks,
Had not all hands sprung up on deck
To save the almost sinking wreck.
Van Buren was no pilot: He
Had not learned seamanship at sea,
And all his theoretic skill
Could not say to the waves, " be still !"
And though he called his spirits, they
Refused his biddings to obey,
And would not" from the vasty deep"
Budge forth to take the desperate leap;
Nor did they come to help him through
The breakers he had brought them to.
The vessel must have foundered soon
In spite of Amos. and Calhoun
And all the Globe's wise-acre Editors
Who are so much Van Buren's creditors,
Had not their panic-stricken gang
In wild afright the alarum rang,
Which wakened up the slumbering crew
That, like a streak of lightning few,
And snatch'd the helm from little Van
And stationed there a fitter man.--
Reader! I talk as to a friend
Who can this language comprehend ;
But, lest this metaphoric strain
Should be a puzzler to thy brain,
I'll drop the metaphor, and say,
At once in a familiar way,
That, by the waked-up slumbering crew
I mean, dear readers, me and you ;
And by the helmsman, it is seen
That HARRISON’S the man I mean.
On its beam ends the nation reeled,
'Till right about the PEOPLE wheeled
And through the BALLOT Box, proclaimed
As President, the man just named,
Who, (to resume the metaphor,)
Is now to be our commodore.
---With this commander, then, on board,
Our ship will be again unmoored,
And by the TRADE-WINDS' blessing, we
Shall shortly navigate the sea;
And with the help of COMMERCE, start
The life-blood in our country's heart,
Till, the PLOUGH, HAMMER, FORGE and LOOM
Their old activity assume.--
This is Columbia's hope-and 1
But put in rhyme the people's cry;
And, with the muses' help, my song
The PEOPLE'S clamour would prolong
Till every branch Of LABOUR'S stream
Should swell into a copious theme.
This may be whiggery, or what
You better like-it matters not;
For, LOVE OF COUNTRY so inflames
My muse she will not stoop to names.
-Too long the victims of sonic schism,
We have been test by partyism,
Until thy sinews, INDUSTRY!
Have been shrunk up by atrophy;
For COMMERCE, earls MECANIC ART,
And AGRICULTURE, sick at heart,
Grown languid bleed at every pore--
Not brisk and stout as heretofore.
Let then this party spirit die
And every citizen apply
His moral courage to withstand
That damning demon of the land
Which is to us as great a curse
As Egypt's plagues-or something worse.
We have no moral centre-hence
There can be no circumference,
For it is foolish to suppose
Life's current to the centre flows
Without an atmosphere that beams
May warns and cheer the far extremes.
Then let us hope that we may yet
Be favored with a CABINET,
Which like a galaxy of light
Shall make the sable prospect bright,
And pierce those shadows far and wide
Which every virtuous effort hide.
Who knows but Heaven in mercy, will
Its promised purposes fulfil,
By suffering us once more, to be,
In national prosperity,
Just as we were, when Jacksonisim
Began to preach that odious schism,
Which at Van Buren' court, best figures
In CUBA'S BLOOD-HOUNDS-CUBA'S NIGGERS.
The no plus ultra argument
Of our prince-aping President,
And his advisers, from the chary
Arch-fiend himself to Sam. Medary.
Here, now, would stop my faithful Clio,
Did I not think that our Ohio
Demands a line or two to mix
Her own with general politics.
Our governor Shannon (what a bore !)
Is now our Governor no more;
For, to the comfort of the nation,
Corwin has past his Corwination,
And gained all honest people's thanks
By telling what he thinks of BANKS,
That monstrous subject of the land
Which so few. Statesmen understand,
But which apprentice-boys can handle
As smartly as they do a candle-
A thing with them that's dark; for it
Can give no light-not being lit.
Ohio, forty years ago,
Had few resources, we all know;
But men had elbows and could work,
Since few or none were apt to shirk.
I mean to say, and what is truer'!
That our first settlers were quite poor.
Well! without capital, 'twould seem
They had to row against the stream;
And just so long as every neighbor
Had nothing to exchange, but labour
For coon-skins, cider and so forth
.Much surely he could not be worth;
And all, all dwelt in cabins, made
By individual strength or trade.
Thus TRADE-began. But when CANALS
And TURNPIKES needed capitals,
The enterprising citizens
Clubbed all their fips, in fives and tens,
Until the congregated stock,
Became, as ‘twere, a solid block,
Which had the means of helping such
Whose first beginnings were not much.
Hence the HIGHWAYS began to peer
Through swamps which people had to clear
And those CANALS, whose loaded boats
Bear of the FARMERS' corn and oats,
And bring the girls such pretty filings
For their domestic marketings-
For these, and our fine CHURCHES, thanks
Are due-to whom'?-why to our Banks--
Those libeled Banks which, in our needs,
Supplied to Trade the very seeds,
Until as every body knows,
Ohio blossomed as the rose!
But lo! a spectral apparition
Crosses my path, in opposition;
For, this once-thriving Dayton seems
To say these fights are poets' dreams.
Alas! alas! the printer's boy
Feels this a damper to his joy;
And in his patriotic sorrow,
If he the CASH could beg or borrow,
Large sums he readily would tend
To many an enterprising friend -
So much at least as would he meet
To raise some folks upon their feet
Whose undertakings have been dropt,
And their career to fortune stopt.
Yes! yes! one printer's devil feels
That he would gladly grease the wheels
Of all those FACTORIES and FOUNDBIES
Whose skeletons now haunt our boundaries,
Till Dayton with her water power,
Should spring to life this very hour,
And show herself in such a light,
As those who see her, know she might,
If like a BANK, I should bestow
Enough of cash to make her so.-
Then let us club our fips again,
And act like reasonable men
Who have the sinews, bone and heart
To labour--could they get a start-
That start which money in a mass
Alone can give, or bring to pass;
And money in a mass, I ween,
Is but a BANK: how plainly seen.
Here, as a postscript, we subjoin
An Irish hint-by way of sign--
To wit: that as the Dayton Journal
Is now both Weekly and Diurnal,
The expenses of our office call
Loudly upon our patrons, all,
To yield support to an endeavor
Which is, as some imagine, clever,
And will be as a feather, placed
In Dayton's cap-a mark of Taste-
This, if subscribers should be pleased at,
Proves Dayton is not to be sneered at.
We therefore beg the help of those,
Both far and near, whom we suppose
Able and willing to support
A Daily Paper of this sort;
And, for encouragement thus offered,
Comely acknowledgements are proffered.